This just had to fucking pop up on my dash, and it’s always fucking relevant so I have to reblog it.
Instantly crying at the sheer truth behind his image. This is so fucking beautiful.
And people wonder why I’m so fucking codependant.
This post explains it better than I ever could.
Relevant, but the roles are reversed.
and you wonder why I sometimes don’t want to be with you
Straight out of the new cosmo mag:
More like a nobel prize for sarcasm.
Technique for blowjobs:
How many times I burp in one day? Well let’s see, if I plug myself into the formula I created for the average number of burpage a human produces… I get an expected value of 1.43333 bpd (burps per day)
TMI Tuesday, anyone?